100 kid-friendly orange jokes and puns.

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Get your vitamin C dose of laughter with this list of 100 funny and kid-friendly orange jokes and puns! ๐ŸŠ

1. What do you call an orange who is also a knight?

Sir Cumference! Explanation of pun

2. Why did the orange lose the race?

It ran out of juice!

3. How does an orange ask another orange to dance?

“Want to orange groove?”

4. What do you get when you cross an orange with a peach?

An orange-ach! ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ

5. How do oranges say hello?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? ๐ŸŒ

6. What do you call an orange wearing a wig?

An impostor! ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค

7. How does an orange fix its car?

With orange-aid! ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ

8. Why don’t oranges play tennis?

They don’t want to get squashed! ๐ŸŽพ

9. What did the little orange say to the bigger orange?

“You’re much juicier than me!” ๐Ÿงƒ

10. Where do baby oranges go to school?

OJ Elementary! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ถ

11. What do you call a sad orange?

Blue-truit! ๐Ÿ˜ข

12. Why was the orange mad at its parents?

They were being so bitter!

13. How does an orange ask for a kiss?

“Give me a juicy smooch!” ๐Ÿ’‹

14. What do you get if you cross an orange with a bulb?

A light snack! ๐Ÿ’ก๐ŸŠ

15. What did one orange say to the other orange?

“You’re looking very a-peel-ing!” ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ

16. How do you fix a broken orange?

With orange glue! ๐ŸŸง

17. Why don’t oranges make good snipers?

They always give away their position by saying “Orange spotted!” ๐Ÿ”Ž

18. What did the orange say when his sister squeezed him too hard?

“Don’t be so rough with your orange sibling!” ๐Ÿค•

19. Why did the orange roll down the hill?

It wanted to get juiced! ๐Ÿงƒ

20. How do oranges get online?

They log on to the inter-fruit! ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‰

21. What do you call an orange who works as a doctor?

A vitamin C surgeon! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ

22. Why don’t oranges play music in a band?

They can’t find instruments that fit! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŠ

23. Where do oranges go on vacation?

Fanta Lago! ๐ŸŠโค๏ธ

24. What do you call a key lime who hangs out with oranges?

A citrus friend! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿˆ

25. Why do oranges make good detectives?

They’re always peeling back layers of the case! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŠ

26. What do you call an orange that plays video games?

A GameFruit! ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŽฎ

27. Why did the orange bring scissors to school?

He wanted to cut class! โœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŠ

28. What does an orange say when you step on it?

“I’m getting squozen!” ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐ŸŠ

29. How does an orange ask for more recess?

“Can we plea-play some more?” ๐ŸŠ

30. Why don’t eggs tell orange jokes?

They don’t want to egg him on! ๐Ÿณ๐ŸŠ

31. What do you call an orange who works on a farm?

Agriculturist! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŠ

32. Why did the orange cross the road?

To get to the orange juice factory! ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŠ

33. What do you call an orange that plays baseball?

A juicer! โšพ๐ŸŠ

34. What do oranges drink with breakfast?

Orange juice, of course! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿงƒ

35. Which orange is the most self-conscious?

The one that doesn’t feel zesty! ๐ŸŠ

36. What did one orange say to the bruised orange?

Aww, I’m sorry you got squeezed too hard! ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•

37. Why don’t sharks eat oranges?

They don’t like citrus! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐ŸŠ

38. How does an orange excel in school?

By being a juicy pupil! ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŽ

39. What kind of key opens an orange lock?

A o-key! ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸŠ

40. Which orange is never depressed?

The one that’s feeling peachy! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

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